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Doctor's In: What Price Victory?

Pres. Obama's victory triggers an array of interesting responses. It certainly signals progress in most quarters.

After celebrating Obama’s re-election by banging pots and screaming Obama, Obama, late into the night; I finally went to bed thinking the world was a better place. Not so fast! What does the aftermath of victory bring – the General scandals! 

I can only conclude that two of our top Generals are not busy enough. Could it be that floozies are running rampant through the high command? Are they really Mata Hari’s disguised as vamps? Are they selling secrets to the Russians, Taliban, or Donald Trump; perhaps, all of the above? Anything is possible. What we need here is Philip Marlow, Sam Spade, Hercule Poirot; or maybe Dick Tracy. No, we need Superman.

Not to be outdone is the State of Texas. Reports claim that 80,000 Texans have signed petitions to secede from the union to show their appreciation for Obama’s
victory. Other states are following suit. I am waiting to hear from the Ku Klux Clan, the Truth Ministries, Westboro Baptist Church, or the White Supremacist Creativity Movement. Things are never dull in the U.S. of A.

I must admit personal relief;my Grandfather saved all his Confederate money. It's safely tucked away in a bank in Texas. I wonder if I will need a valid passport to get to Dallas and retrieve the moolah. I understand many corporate leaders are following Ayn Rand’s advice and setting up their own country in the Bahamas. Others I know are retreating into bomb shelters they built in the 1950s awaiting the end of the world as we know it.

As for President Obama he has been seen dancing around the White House lawn playing horsey rides with his children while the First Lady serves iced tea. Yes, it gives you a sense of security to know things are moving forward. As for my family and I, who thought we saw it all – we haven’t! God Bless America!          

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Marc J. Yacht MD, MPH November 14, 2012 at 02:12 PM
Update: Florida has thus far acquired 22,000 signatures to secede from the Union. The President will respond to any state that accumulates more than 25,000 signatures. And not to be outdone, Tampa produces Madame X in the General Scandals. Questions about invasion of privacy surface, and do the Liberatiarians have legitamate invasion of privacy concerns? And so, the saga continues....Stay tuned....
Marc J. Yacht MD, MPH November 15, 2012 at 08:27 PM
More on the Tampa twin sirens: It seems Natalie and Jill are up to their minis in debt. One owes on her Million and a half dollar home and questions are being raised as to who benefited from her now defunct charity. Both have a history of police complaints against any number of people. Process servers have had their problems serving papers and the drama goes on. Where is Donald trump? Surely, he will come to the rescue. He was never one to ignore a pretty face. Perhaps, Hugh Hefner. As for the Biographer siren, she seems to be the only one with her head on straight. Not to forget he FBI agent who stirred up this tempest in a teapot. I should say temptresses in a teapot. The agent may face sanctions of his own. Would he be protected as a whistle blower and what is the whistle he will use? A wolf whistle perhaps? This is fun!

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